Showing posts with label dating games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating games. Show all posts

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Women hate this, guys don't do it!

Every night I watch people on first dates and I know why guys are so clueless and can never close the deal. There is a reason women are not responding to you. You don't know how to talk them. If you are on a date with a woman you are really interested in, never let her know how much you are into her. Just because she is having fun and is laughing at your stupid jokes, does not mean she wants to get married and have your children. Coming on too strong is a real turn off to any woman. I had a guy at my bar tonight and he was a real tool. He had this very attractive young lady that he met for drinks at my bar. As I listened to this conversation I quickly realized this guy was an idiot and had no idea how to talk to a woman. As they got comfortable and had a few drinks this moron rambled on and on about his business. He never once asked her about her likes and dislikes. All this guy could do was talk about his stupid job and how much money he made. Then he got drunk and started telling me "look how good I did", "she's hot isn't she?" Every time he made a comment she rolled her eyes. The guy went to the bathroom and she looked at me and said "this guy is a real jerk" She then asked me what I thought about him. Being the professional I am I looked at her and took the high road,  and told her that I could not understand how she could be hanging out with this guy. She had been set up by mutual friends. When I asked her if there would be a second date she almost fell off her stool laughing. "I am trying to figure out how to get the hell out of here." So I want all you guys that think you are hot shit to know women hate your type. You may have a ton of money but you have no people skills. You will never meet the right woman because you think they want a guy who is cocky and arrogant. I can tell you right now that you will meet the right woman eventually and her stage name will be Candy and her real name will be Kandy with a K. She will be smoking hot and have no brain. She will bring her hot friends over to have threesomes and eventually you will marry her. You will have one child and that child will never listen to you because you are hard at work trying to keep your ex-stripper wife happy with expensive gifts that she will never wear. You will quickly learn that your wife is cheating on you with one of your friends and has been doing so for years. Your cheating ex-stripper wife will then take your child and move far away and take half your stuff. You will then have to pay her a monthly fee to keep her expensive taste going. Only then will you realize that all the years of being an obnoxious idiot were a complete waste. Don't be this guy. If you want to impress women then ask them about themselves. And always listen to what they have to say. If you want to impress her then wear a watch that will surely get her attention. Don't pay retail for that incredible watch.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Key lime martini that will blow her mind

Do you want to know how to make the best key lime martini that will blow her mind? Follow the steps below and you will impress your date. For this drink you will need Stoli vanilla vodka, liquor 43, roses lime juice, and half and half. Get a shaker tin and fill with ice. Pour 2.5 ounces of stoli vanilla vodka in the shaker, add 1 ounce of liquor 43, .75 ounce of roses lime juice, and 1 ounce of half and half. Shake vigorously for thirty seconds. For added flavor crush graham crackers into very small pieces and use to rim the glass. Rim the martini glass with the graham crackers and pour your key lime martini into the glass. You now have a martini that will impress any woman and tastes great. Take the time to make this drink for your date and she will be impressed. The rest is up to you. Now that you have world class bartending skills get a watch that will match you new style. Get the watch that will impress her just as much as your new skills.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Don't smell the cork, know what you are doing with wine

Every night I serve bottles of wine to couples and watch as guys have no idea what the hell they are doing. As a man you should know the right etiquette when it comes to wine service. After you order your wine the person serving you the wine is going to bring the bottle and show it to you so you can confirm that it is the correct bottle. The server will then open the bottle and pour a small amount into your glass and present you with the cork.You then check the cork to make sure it is moist which lets you know the bottle was stored properly on it's side. Do not sniff the cork. It makes you look like an idiot. Look at the glass of wine and swirl it in the glass to release the flavors. Sniff the wine in the glass to get the notes of the wine. Take a small sip and let the wine wash over your whole tongue. Then let the server know that the wine is good and ready to serve. Ladies glasses are always filled first and the man's glass is filled last. You now know what you are doing when it comes to wine service. The rest is up to you. Get a new watch to match your new wine knowledge

Monday, February 20, 2012

Remember her name and you will be better off for it

As a bartender in a busy bar I get thousands of guests and I remember most of their names. People are astonished that I remember their name after only meeting them a couple times. I watch guys try to pick up women and they never remember their name. If you meet a strange woman in a bar and have any intention on getting a date or even hooking up for the night, you better know her name. I have found that when you are drinking alcohol things are a little harder to remember, so use this trick and her name will be stuck in your head forever.When you introduce yourself and she tells you her name, use her name immediately in your conversation. Call her by her name every time you address her and it will stick with you. Associate her name with someone you know very well and make sure you use her name over and over again. Once you have done this several times her name will be stuck in your head forever. If you do get her number then ask her how to spell it correctly when putting it in your phone. Knowing her name is pivotal to getting to the next level. Now that you know how to remember her name go to http://www.mypricehunters.net and get a watch that will match your new confidence. Go here to get that watch that will show your new style

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Know what she likes and you will impress her

As a bartender in a busy bar I see all kinds of couples that I wonder how they make it. Guys have a tendency not to pay attention to women after they get them in a relationship. I can tell you from experience that if you don't pay attention to the little things she will find someone who does. If I know what your girlfriend or wife drinks and you don't, then there's a problem. Order her drink correctly and know what she likes and she will respond favorably. She may not be in the mood for that vodka drink but she will drink it happily if you order it for her. Women want to know that you pay attention to everything in their life. Not knowing the small things she prefers is a sign that you don't give a crap about her. Now I know that sounds extreme, but believe me, they keep track and will throw it back at you when you least expect it. There are plenty of guys that would gladly take your place. Those guys will give her the attention you are not and you will be a memory. So, if you want to keep that relationship going learn the small things. Order for her and make her feel special and she will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Know you know what she wants, get her a watch that she will love.Find a watch for your girl.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Great Sangria recipe to get her in the mood

I am always amazed that guys have no idea what women want and they have no idea how to make drinks that women will love. Do you want to stand out from the other guys out there. I have a great Sangria recipe that will help you make her feel real comfortable. You will need a bottle of red wine, I prefer pinot noir for sangria. A bottle of peach schnapps, a bottle of brandy, a large pitcher, fresh oranges, fresh lemons. Dump the bottle of wine into the pitcher, add 6 ounces of peach schnapps, 4 ounces of brandy, and 2 whole oranges slice into wheels. Also add 1 whole lemon sliced into wheels. Add 1/2 cup sugar and stir all the ingredients together. Put the pitcher in the fridge and let stand for at least 2 hours. When your sangria is nice and chilled it is ready to serve. Pour into a large wine glass and add some fruit from the sangria mix as garnish. This sangria is delicious and will make her wish she had come to your house sooner. Play your cards right and you can't loose with this drink. Then get a watch to match your new bar skills at www.mypricehunters.netSangria recipe to make her melt

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Make the best appletini, impress your date

As a bartender I have seen all the trends in drinks and in particular martinis. I am sharing my recipe for an appletini. If you really want to impress your partner use this recipe and and you'll have her eating out of the palm of your hand. Women in general do not want to taste the alcohol in their drink. This drink tastes just like a granny smith apple and will really impress her. You will need stoli vodka, apple pucker liquor, sweet and sour mix, and 1 granny smith apple. Start by getting your martini shaker and filling it with ice. Pour 2 ounces of stoli vodka, 1 ounce of apple pucker, and 1 ounce of sweet and sour mix. Shake vigorously for thirty seconds. Pour into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a slice of apple and you will have the best appletini she has ever had. If you want to add a twist to this drink add a caramel rimmer. Knowing what women like is your key to success when you are dating. Making her a professional appletini will blow her away, I guarantee it. After you impress her with your new bar skills go to http://www.mypricehunters..net and get a watch that will go with your new style.Make her an appletini that will show her you are the man

Friday, January 20, 2012

You didn't just say that

Every day I watch guys walk into my bar and lie through their teeth and expect women to buy what they are saying. Tonight was a classic example. This guy is sitting at the bar talking to this attractive professional woman and he is bragging on himself and piling it on heavy. I hear every conversation at my bar so I decided I needed to hear the rest. This idiot goes on to tell her that he is an astronaut. I am not kidding. The astronaut was 5' 7" and about 250 pounds. He had coke bottle glasses and was obviously not an astronaut. When he went to the bathroom I asked the woman how she felt sitting next to an astronaut. She fell out laughing. She couldn't believe this guys bs and was listening to see how far he would go. Obviously the guy got no where with her. Don't ever be that guy at the bar. Don't lie to get a woman's approval. Be honest and and show confidence and she will respond. Next time you are at a bar try under selling yourself and if she responds then you know she is probably attracted to you, not your wallet. Then go to http://www.mypricehunters.net and get a cool watch.Don't be fake, get a real watch at a great price.