Hey big spender, you're an idiot

I started writing this blog to help people understand what not to do when you are out at a bar or restaurant and I get new material every day. If you are out with a group of people and you want a water at a busy bar don't wave and scream to get my attention. You are not a paying customer! Water is free but when you order a round of waters for you and all your friends you are an idiot. We work for tips and wasting my time to make 6 waters for you and your friends is not a priority. You think you are so cool ordering those waters for all your friends but you are an idiot. A bar is for people who want alcohol. If you have no money then do us all a favor and stay home. Don't be that guy because you will not get any attention when you really need a drink if you order water. If you really want a water then drop a dollar on the bar and I will fill it all night for you. Now that you know what not to do, go to www.mypricehunters.net and get a watch that will definitely make you look cool.If you really want water at least get a waterproof watch

The bartender hates you, believe it

I have seen it all in 15 years of bartending and there is nothing that pisses off a bartender more than a rude ahole at his bar. You are not the only customer who needs help and your attempt to get my attention by whistling or yelling is just going to make me ignore you longer. The people who are serving you are not your servants. We choose to do this job because we love it, not to be treated like a dog. If you want to get any bartender's attention do yourself a favor and have your order ready and have cash out of your wallet ready to pay. Hold your payment out in front of you and we will see you and come to you when ready. If I don't know you then I am going to take care of my regular customers first. These people come here more than you and tip me a lot more money than you. There is a simple trick to getting drinks faster than anyone else. TIP ME! When you get your first round tip your bartender big and we will make sure you get your drink fast and with a great pour. Bartenders don't want a verbal tip which is telling them "I will get you later". Show me the money or stand there with your thumb in your ass and wait with everyone else. I promise if you tip over 20% on your first drink you will get preferential treatment. Now that you know the secret to getting drinks fast in a busy, go to mypricehunters.net and get a watch that will show that you have class and style.Learn to tip then get a watch to match your style