Friday, April 20, 2012

Watchguy2268: American Idol is rigged, I knew it

Watchguy2268: American Idol is rigged, I knew it: Last week I blogged about American Idol and how I thought it was rigged. In that blog I stated that if things were as I suspected then Je...

American Idol is rigged, I knew it

Last week I blogged about American Idol and how I thought it was rigged. In that blog I stated that if things were as I suspected then Jessica Sanchez would be elevated back to the top after being almost voted off last week. Jessica Sanchez is the best singer on the show hands down. This week, just as I thought, Jessica was voted in and Colton was voted off.  Amazingly last nights show received 53 million votes. Think about it, the most votes of the year. Why? Because the producers knew if they pissed America off they would get more votes. They made millions by putting the best singer in the bottom. This weeks bottom three consisted of Elise, Colton, and Hollie. These three deserve to be in the bottom three with the exception of Hollie. Now that Colton has been voted off, what is next? Well, this show is on air to make money so if everything stays in line then next week Skylar and Joshua will be put in the bottom three. I am not saying that I know what is going to happen next, but I have been right so far. Let's see how many votes the producers can get by putting the country vote into play. Or they might consider the minority vote by putting Joshua in the bottom three. I am not saying that our votes don't matter but they most likely don't. So, we wait until next week to see if America votes to put either Skylar or Joshua in the bottom three. If I am wrong then I will stop claiming the show is rigged. If I am right then I will continue to try and predict what's next. Either way, your vote really doesn't matter and the producers of American Idol are going to do whatever it takes to make millions more of America's hard earned money. Don't get ripped off anymore, get your watches at the lowest prices here.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Watchguy2268: Warning to all bar patrons, this story is true

Watchguy2268: Warning to all bar patrons, this story is true: I have been bartending for years and I have seen a lot of things that would blow your mind. Tonight I was reminded of something that happ...

Warning to all bar patrons, this story is true

I have been bartending for years and I have seen a lot of things that would blow your mind. Tonight I was reminded of something that happened 6 years ago. I am telling this story as a warning to everyone out there who thinks they can be an annoying customer and not have anything happen. I worked with a guy who I will call Tim. Tim was a great guy from California who was a new bartender at our new restaurant here in Florida. One night this woman came in and was a total bitch to Tim. He took a lot of crap and kept running in circles to make her happy. I knew the woman, and I also knew that she wouldn't stop until she received something free. Most people don't realize that privately owned restaurants don't follow the same guidelines as corporate restaurants. This was a privately owned restaurant and we didn't give a shit about peoples small time complaints. So, back to this woman. She sent back 3 drinks that she said had no tequila in them. This woman was drinking margarita's in a martini glass.She specifically requested a salt rim and lots of foam on the drink. This bitch sent drink after drink back just to bust Tim's balls. Finally Tim had enough. He comes to the other side of the bar and grabs me by the arm and pulls me into the kitchen. "This woman is making me crazy", he said in an excited voice. "Screw her, watch this", Tim took out a martini glass from the dirty dish rack. He then pulled out a small plate from the dirty dish area. He heaved back and forth and brought up the biggest snot pile from his throat and spit it on the plate. He then took the martini glass and twirled the rim in the pile of spit. We then walked out to the bar and he rimmed the glass with salt. Tim then walked over to the offending woman and said, "I am so sorry for the misunderstanding, this drink is on me." The woman smiled with total satisfaction and said, " I hope it's better than the last three." Tim went about his usual routine and made the drink exactly as he had made the last three. Tim delivered the drink and apologized again. We sat and watched as this woman licked every inch of the glass and enjoyed every drop. I am not saying that what Tim did was right, but I never have been so happy to watch someone lick the salt off a margarita. Don't ever mess with people who serve you on purpose. I know that there are legitimate complaints. I have complained before. When you try to beat the system by being an ass, it will come back and bite you.Don't be a loser, get the watch that will make you a winner.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Watchguy2268: American Idol is rigged to make millions

Watchguy2268: American Idol is rigged to make millions: For years I have heard people talk about American Idol and how mad they were when the person they thought was the best did not win. This ...

American Idol is rigged to make millions

For years I have heard people talk about American Idol and how mad they were when the person they thought was the best did not win. This season I decided to watch for myself and see what all the hype was about. I have watched every show this year and I have agreed with all the judges choices. They are now down to the final seven contestants and I think Jessica Sanchez is by far the best singer. Last night during the results show Jessica Sanchez was voted off by America. The outrage of the judges and fans was evident and Jessica was saved with the one save the judges have for the year. Every person I talked to has said they thought Jessica was the best of all the singers on this years show. Now I know that it is each persons own taste that makes them like or dislike a singer. But, her talent is undeniable and there is no way that America is this bad at judging talent. So why would Jessica be voted off if her talent is so evident to everyone? There is a very simple answer. MONEY. American Idol makes millions of dollars every week by having people vote by phone and text. It's absolutely genius what they do. The whole nation is emotionally invested in one of these final seven contestants. If  they put the best singers in the bottom three then millions of outraged viewers will vote to save their favorites. Think about it, if 70% off all viewers think Jessica is the best than the show will make a lot more money than if they put her in the bottom. If they put another contestant in the bottom and only 30% off Americans think they are the best singer then you are looking at a big difference in votes for the bottom person. Now if my thoughts about this are correct then next week Jessica Sanchez will be in the top three and one of the top three from this week will be put in the bottom three. Americas vote is never shown for a good reason. The producers of the show can make the numbers favor whoever they think will get more votes and generate more money. All of the contestants will make records and be signed to big contracts. It happens every year, but for the show to not show the number of votes each person received is suspect. As Americans we know that elections can be rigged so why can't a TV show be rigged? I want the best person to win American Idol, but I really don't think they will because there is no transparency in the voting process. American idol may be rigged but we are not at Price Hunters watches

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Watchguy2268: Women hate this, guys don't do it!

Watchguy2268: Women hate this, guys don't do it!: Every night I watch people on first dates and I know why guys are so clueless and can never close the deal. There is a reason women are not...

Women hate this, guys don't do it!

Every night I watch people on first dates and I know why guys are so clueless and can never close the deal. There is a reason women are not responding to you. You don't know how to talk them. If you are on a date with a woman you are really interested in, never let her know how much you are into her. Just because she is having fun and is laughing at your stupid jokes, does not mean she wants to get married and have your children. Coming on too strong is a real turn off to any woman. I had a guy at my bar tonight and he was a real tool. He had this very attractive young lady that he met for drinks at my bar. As I listened to this conversation I quickly realized this guy was an idiot and had no idea how to talk to a woman. As they got comfortable and had a few drinks this moron rambled on and on about his business. He never once asked her about her likes and dislikes. All this guy could do was talk about his stupid job and how much money he made. Then he got drunk and started telling me "look how good I did", "she's hot isn't she?" Every time he made a comment she rolled her eyes. The guy went to the bathroom and she looked at me and said "this guy is a real jerk" She then asked me what I thought about him. Being the professional I am I looked at her and took the high road,  and told her that I could not understand how she could be hanging out with this guy. She had been set up by mutual friends. When I asked her if there would be a second date she almost fell off her stool laughing. "I am trying to figure out how to get the hell out of here." So I want all you guys that think you are hot shit to know women hate your type. You may have a ton of money but you have no people skills. You will never meet the right woman because you think they want a guy who is cocky and arrogant. I can tell you right now that you will meet the right woman eventually and her stage name will be Candy and her real name will be Kandy with a K. She will be smoking hot and have no brain. She will bring her hot friends over to have threesomes and eventually you will marry her. You will have one child and that child will never listen to you because you are hard at work trying to keep your ex-stripper wife happy with expensive gifts that she will never wear. You will quickly learn that your wife is cheating on you with one of your friends and has been doing so for years. Your cheating ex-stripper wife will then take your child and move far away and take half your stuff. You will then have to pay her a monthly fee to keep her expensive taste going. Only then will you realize that all the years of being an obnoxious idiot were a complete waste. Don't be this guy. If you want to impress women then ask them about themselves. And always listen to what they have to say. If you want to impress her then wear a watch that will surely get her attention. Don't pay retail for that incredible watch.